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What modern girls expect from an ideal guy?

It comes out that the expression “perfect gentleman” is rendered by males and females in a very opposite way. It is because of this misinterpreting there are all sorts of struggles and problems between madams and men. This relationship question is as old as the whole world itself. Scholars and reverends, scientists and politicians tried to find any solution to this unending riddle, but it appears they failed till now. I consider that in these hard years of economic convulsion along with a rapidly growing technological advance, it is only the mere human humor, that helps the best way to look at a situation from a different angle. Only when you laugh about a issue, you open a zillion means of fixing it. Our consciousness turns purified and goes to a free flight in a originative indocile human imagination.

Today I’ll tell you all about this in more details.

For a madam, the best guy is when you are two being late for his birthday party, and he says: “So what that 50 relatives are ready and waiting, My lovely, do not hasten, just thoroughly choose a dress to put on! You know, for me your apparel is much more significant than my own natal day!”

The best guy for a woman is that who himself presented her with roses, then himself placed them in a jar, filled some water in there, put some sugar, a few drops of salt and a few drops of iodine. So that the blooms hold out longer.

For a lady, the best gentleman is the one who comes back home from work, takes a sit in front of TV, and you put meal in front of him, but he exclaims: “I am not going to dinner in the sitting room! So what, that the national team is right now playing in the Football World Cup, this is not a reason! A perfect man must garbage down in the kitchen! And either we go to the Tesco the other day, or I have no idea what would come about the world!”

An ideal guy for a woman is when it is four o’clock in the morning and you comfortably lie on a divan and watch a melodrama on a DVD player, and he abruptly turns to you and you find out that he is crying too! since it is unimaginable not to sob when Hugh Grant was ditched by a lady.

For a madam, the best man is not at all he who drived to a club on a Lamborjini, picked up two girls with him and went home to party… No, of course not, the best man for a lady is the one who is staying beside her in his automobile and proclaiming: ‘Look, we’d better not go shopping tonight, I’ll do fine without a leather jacket this winter season. I’d better get you to hairdresser’s, because I see that your hair tips are kind of splitting.”

For a woman, the best man is he who climbs out of a parked car and proclaims with pleasure: “My hottie, you’ve parked the automobile flawlessly, my Lexus was already damaged!”

An ideal gentleman for a girl, is he who goes to a water closet in the morning and then his significant other wakes up a little bit later, then goes to a bathroom, and notices a big steamed heart in the bathroom mirror on the wall!

For a lady, an ideal gentleman is the gentleman to whom his madam says, “Hey, I liked a fur coat lately for 10 000 dollars. I need it badly!” And the perfect gentleman responds to his lady: “Sure, I will take a compensatory leave tomorrow, I intend to take a credit in my bank first thing in the morning, then we’ll go shopping for the whole day, I think we can buy something pricy!”

For a girl, the best guy is the one who has sex with her for three hours non stop and then another three hours all along talking to her on all kinds of zany things until she flakes out, winding his hair about his finger, as all ladies do!

An ideal guy for a lady is the one who gets to work in the morning, and his darling wakes up in the morning at his cosy home and notices a note on a table which says: “Hiya, Babe your dinner is on the table and my password to
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An ideal gentleman is perpetually perpetually to persuade his woman. He proclaims, lets get you a dog, and I will forever tidy up her poop myself.

Dear ladies, I am begging you with love. Do love your gentlemen even if they are not perfect!

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